Introducing The Duke Himself

This my English Bulldog, Duke (HRH The Duke of Edinburgh in full) I named the company Duke & Winston after him and Winston Churchill (known back in the day as the British Bulldog)....You'd think after you name a company after your dog, he would repay your kindness by not periodically shitting all over your house. Sometimes I look at him and think, "Why do you exist?"...He just stares back at me and says, "That egg Mcmuffin ain't going to bring itself over here brah. Know I'm saying?" (If the dog could talk, he would sound like Tracy Morgan, no question)